January 2010
1 post
Pathetically
oncethewine:
I want to pick your mind apart, figure out what makes you tick and what makes you explode. I want to know what makes you lash out, makes you cry, makes you act completely insensitive towards everyone. I want to know why you do all of the horrible things you do.
And I’ll love you anway.
can you plz explain this
August 2009
3 posts
When there is nothing left to burn, you have to...
hannahrevere:
(via creepycranes)
good song
I'm assuming either Hannah or Max put this in my...
mynameiskaylyn:
“You want my dick yet I’ll never let you have it.”
not me, i don’t know how 2 use formspring
July 2009
262 posts
The Bird and The Worm - The Used… no wait,...
and there’ll be love in the bodies of the elephants too.
i’ll put my hands over your eyes, but you’ll peak through.
Let's play the vagina game.
mynameiskaylyn:
hannahrevere:
mynameiskaylyn:
hannahrevere:
mynameiskaylyn:
for-the-record:
what-went-wrong:
ssomuchlove:
ayyjosh:
feelyourheartstop:
jermination:
sammybear:
kyndralatisha:
sincerelynathan:
butthole:
kaitlynnicole:
nikkiissohood:
hilahree:
Rules: take any movie and replace the last word with vagina.
Mean vaginas.
Lord Of The Vaginas
Harry...
DUDE
mynameiskaylyn:
The President’s Song is great!
teach meh?
AP English Assignment
Error: Once upon a time in Mexico there was a rogue Mariachi band that plagued the small village of Guanajauto.
Why it is an error (in your own words):Peeps be usin’ there parenthetical clauses all wack. They don’t be usin’ commas and shiii.
Correction: Once upon a time, in Mexico, there was a rogue Mariachi band that plagued the small village of Guanajauto.
Why I chose to correct this:...
I wish I could fix people. :/
(via mynameiskaylyn)
who says they need fixing…
It’s A Hard Knock Life.
I think I'm growing out of sugar.
mynameiskaylyn:
I’ve been drinking coffee straight for the past four days and just realized that I liked my green tea a lot better before I sweetened it.
thx for watching my video…………………………………………………….
I want to live somewhere it rains all the time,...
mynameiskaylyn:
maxxattck:
(via hannahrevere)
go to britain.
I’d recommend New York or Seattle. Preferably New York because they get 14 inches more rain.
yeah, that’s the only reason…
therapist: the-rapist
hannahrevere:
maxxattck:
hannahrevere:
maxxattck:
hannahrevere:
BECAUSE THEY RAPE YOUR MIND
you stole that from Sean Connery
no i didn’t? a comedian pronounced the word weird, so i thought about it, and i realized that it had “the” and “rapist” in it. so eat a dick.
well, if you ever watched celebrity jeopordy on SNl you would get it, i wasn’t be mean you little ….. and kaylyn says...
therapist: the-rapist
hannahrevere:
maxxattck:
hannahrevere:
BECAUSE THEY RAPE YOUR MIND
you stole that from Sean Connery
no i didn’t? a comedian pronounced the word weird, so i thought about it, and i realized that it had “the” and “rapist” in it. so eat a dick.
well, if you ever watched celebrity jeopordy on SNl you would get it, i wasn’t be mean you little ….. and kaylyn says “ilove...
therapist: the-rapist
hannahrevere:
BECAUSE THEY RAPE YOUR MIND
you stole that from Sean Connery
Idle Hands are the Devils Plaything
That’s why I am a chronic masturbator.
I want to live somewhere it rains all the time,...
(via hannahrevere)
go to britain.
thecaucasiansensation:
Black plague Docotors…totally amazing. Only good thing to come from a tumblr poster into my head ever.
Also I’m done with tumblr, I can handle this much pretentiousness in one place at one time.
send me a link plz
thecaucasiansensation:
Bruno was really funny after the slow start in the beginning. I don’t know why everyone was bitching about it not being good…
when did you see it?
thecaucasiansensation:
I dress like this when I take showers and when I watch you at night.
glad you finally came back on.
@hannah
hannahrevere:
maxxattck:
kaylyn told me that you were going to the mall to sell some stuff. so i was wondering if you need a ride, i figure i’ll just throw in a little bonus for getting you psp so cheap. thx btw, and if your wondering, i’m not joking about buying it.
well her mom was going to take us, but if you want to take us, that will be cool. we’re going to the aiken mall, i’m sure she...
@hannah
kaylyn told me that you were going to the mall to sell some stuff. so i was wondering if you need a ride, i figure i’ll just throw in a little bonus for getting you psp so cheap. thx btw, and if your wondering, i’m not joking about buying it.
Listen
Current sums:
hannahrevere:
maxxattck:
hannahrevere:
maxxattck:
hannahrevere:
maxxattck:
hannahrevere:
Shipping my PSP tomorrow, prolly get around $40 for it Going to the mall to sell DVD/CDs, I expect to leave the store with no less than $40 in my fat little hands. Going to work Saturday for my mum, maybe $30 there. Round up more clothes for Plato’s closet, don’t expect to get much from those...
“I am Will Wheaten, and my crabs are fresh.
Yo, I peel up a jumbo shimp and I...”
– Will Wheaton
Current sums:
hannahrevere:
maxxattck:
hannahrevere:
maxxattck:
hannahrevere:
Shipping my PSP tomorrow, prolly get around $40 for it Going to the mall to sell DVD/CDs, I expect to leave the store with no less than $40 in my fat little hands. Going to work Saturday for my mum, maybe $30 there. Round up more clothes for Plato’s closet, don’t expect to get much from those fuckers. Working deals out with...
Current sums:
hannahrevere:
maxxattck:
hannahrevere:
Shipping my PSP tomorrow, prolly get around $40 for it Going to the mall to sell DVD/CDs, I expect to leave the store with no less than $40 in my fat little hands. Going to work Saturday for my mum, maybe $30 there. Round up more clothes for Plato’s closet, don’t expect to get much from those fuckers. Working deals out with people, as in loans and...
Today, i was feeling really down, then i started to read some MLIA’s and started to feel better, then my brother came in and ruined my good(ish) mood. MLIA.
Current sums:
hannahrevere:
Shipping my PSP tomorrow, prolly get around $40 for it Going to the mall to sell DVD/CDs, I expect to leave the store with no less than $40 in my fat little hands. Going to work Saturday for my mum, maybe $30 there. Round up more clothes for Plato’s closet, don’t expect to get much from those fuckers. Working deals out with people, as in loans and shiii. And if anyone wants to...
Please donate me some money. Even if it's only a...
hannahrevere:
I have a legitimate reason, I’m not just trying to make a quick buck. I need $150 in my hands sometime at the end of next week or the week after. I am so serious. And I am so desperate.
y??
Yesterday, before band practice
mynameiskaylyn:
Me: *plays piano* Kelsey: I loooooove the piano. I wish I could play. Me: Dude, me too. haha *pause and conversation from other people* Me: In fact, I’d like to snort coke off of a piano.
WIN!
that was at the end, you skipped like a mil. words.
There are two words in the English language that...
mynameiskaylyn:
(via fuckyeahfacts)
I already knew this! fuck yeah.
fuck yeah that’s awsome!!
i can't read fml's w/o you...
that’s why i need you.